i don’t have a smartphone so i still use t9 (remember that?) to text with.  not only do i have a phone that still uses that function, the phone itself is a piece of shit touch screen phone (YOU WERE RIGHT BRANDON) that barely responds to my fingertips when i touch it.  i have to basically stab at it with extreme dexterity in order to get it to type the words i would actually like it to type.  this problem is getting progressively worse and worse.  texting for the past six months has been nothing short of a chore for me.  i tried to get a new phone from tmobile, but they won’t unless i renew my contract for another two years, and i’m not certain how much i want those mofos hanging around in my near future.  also they just didn’t have anything i’d even remotely be interested in affording.  i hunted ebay and other sites for phones for a while and then, in typical shauna fashion, just lost interest and moved on.

i’m so glad i did, because i now have the honor of owning a phone that instead of inserting the word “schedule” in the space where i attempt to type it, it inserts the word “raped”.  really, when i pause to think about it, it’s perfect in a lot of ways, especially considering i work in retail management.  i get to make all sorts of awesome and not in the least bit embarrassing types of mistakes to my boss and staff.

needless to say, i’m back to looking for a new phone.